Week 28 because Why Not?

How far along? 28 weeks today
Total weight gain/loss: 24 lbs (so large. ALL THE COOKIES! nom nom nom)

Maternity clothes? YES. OMG yes! and I have tried on normal non preggo clothes with the thought of oh this is a line or whatever and maybe it would fit…. i was uhhh disappointed. hips wider, parts bigger, etc.
Sleep: 6-8 hours depending but it is slightly uncomfortable. 
Best moment this week: the jabs I feel when dog barks or music is playing. 

Movement: tons. baby especially like kicking my bladder and my ribs (she flips a lot)
Food cravings: other than for shit I can’t have? nada.
Anything making you queasy or sick: sugar but uhhh i have been eating it anyway… I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT! 
Have you started to show yet: BAHAHAHAHAHA yes but that doesn’t mean I haven’t gotten the “Oh youre pregnant?!” from coworkers and that is when I take the opportunity to use my much practiced line of “naw, I am just fat” or “nope, just easiest way to covertly carry my soccer ball around and over to practice” 🙂
Leakage: as in…? isn’t this TMI?
Gender prediction: hahaha we know what SHE is. SHE is def a girl. super late to the game… as always.

Belly Button in or out? In. 
Wedding rings on or off? Off but got a fake one. I have been swelling so damn much (and before anyone starts in on it… the salt thing in your diet re pregnancy is a myth, look it up… i did)
Happy or Moody most of the time: 
Weekly Wisdom: like assholes (bum holes)…. everyone has opinions, thoughts and wants…. 😀
Milestones: had the glucose test saturday. and starting third trimester and home stretch!

I promise to post a bump pic or two soon. 

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