This post has been inspired by my boss who sent me this video clip this morning in response to my inability to beat him here:
and then he came in to my office to watch me watch the clip, and then shared one of the most incredible clips ever… ABOUT UNICORNS!!!
With these having been shared, it inspired me to move on to yo mamma jokes and chuck norris facts:
Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to conclusions.
But she once tried… so your momma’s so fat that when she tried to jump, she got stuck in mid-air.
Yo momma’s so fat that when God said “Let there be light!”, he asked her to move aside
Yo momma’s so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat on the street, people try to flag her down and call “TAXI !!!”