Hump day slackers!
So it’s been a minute since I did a hump day post. It’s Wednesday. It’s hump day. Things are what they are. It is hot and muggy outside…. just all around gross. One of the things I always find myself hoping on Wednesday is that I am wrong, and it isn’t actually Wednesday but some other day closer to Friday… like Thursday or Friday itself! BWAAAAAHHHHHH!
So just to add a dollop of pixie dust, here is Llamas in hats, part 4:
Epic Truck design fail!
Break dancing FAIL!
And here is one of my favorite emails from an asshole, from a hilarious site. Read all the way to the end! You won’t regret it!
This is from a guy who responds to people’s classified ads and tried to confuse them and piss them off. HILARIOUS!
670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe – ***********@gmail.com
$4000 OBO
Hi Joe,
Is the wood chipper still for sale?
Thanks,
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
Yes, I still have the wood chipper.
From Me to Joe ******:
I don’t have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
I don’t see why not. What are you using it for?
From Me to Joe ******:
Don’t worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver’s license as collateral.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.
From Me to Joe ******:
Okay, I’ll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can’t get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and putting ads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can’t stand these little fuckers pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can’t afford to have it done professionally, so I think a wood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
…………………………………wow. No.
From Me to Joe ******:
Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can’t you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.
From Me to Joe ******:
I’ll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.
Mike
