Hump it up
So here is the situation. As you know I am a slack, but (!) I have been collecting some pictures from experiences over the past week.
One of my coworkers had to get a rental because her car was on the shop, and the car the rented to her was a pt cruiser. I dont know about you, but when I first saw this car I started laughing. It is short and tiny and has a big BUTT on the end of it. Just an all together weird car. Anywho, so I get in because we are running to another part of the area where we work and it is a short drive away. RIGHT in front of the passenger seat is this bar.
This is what I like to call the “butt f&*%” bar
when a passenger (like me) grabs the bar with both hands, it bends you over in the car, in quite a precarious position… so if one were standing… it would be all bad! And this isn’t the only thing wrong with the car!!!!
The window buttons are above the radio in the center! WHO on god’s green earth would put them there?!
the car baffles me. Other than that, I would like to discuss the wildlife in the middle of nowhere. There are quite a lot of animals out here where I currently am. Deer, birds, and bugs… and a TON of different types of spiders; including but not limited to tarantulas and black widows and brown recluses. With that said, the spiders manage to get into our offices a lot. There happened to be one crawling on my boss’s window. I like to kill spiders. This spider was no exception and was extremely LARGE.
In the picture above, I have taken the liberty of circling where I killed the spider. The brown spots you see are all of the guts that exploded from the spider. What makes this hiularious is that, the spider SLID down the window. The whole time I am watching this, all I can think is… my boss is not going to like this…. and laughing as my other boss was observing what was going on. He told me to leave it there for my female boss. HAHAHAHHA (i cleaned it up to the best of my ability). Thought that was funny.
Anyway, this is my hilarious hump day post, you might have had to be there for these. If you know me, just imagine this happening. Now that you got that in your head, hope you see why it was so funny.
I will try to be more on top of shit. Also, I enjoy sharing things that actually happened. And just as an extra, a bird crapped on my head yesterday. Thought you guys would appreciate that one too.