Suck it Cowboys Fans, Suck it.
Football season is upon us! And I couldn’t be more ecstatic! Now, being from Washington DC, and currently residing in bible belt country near Dallas, I take a lot of shit from Cowboys fans about being a die hard skins fan.
Now allow me to let you in on a secret, I have been a skins fan since I was in diapers. It was bred into me. The family friend who watched me a my brother while our parents were at work were skins fans to the core. We used to watch the super bowl videos made in 88 and dance to the music played in the background… yea, I am not ashamed! So anyway, being a skins fan here is a little difficult. But I am still a skins fan.
Side note: cowboys fans are worse than the team itself. At best, the fans talk a big game and then hate on you when they lose. At worst, they are like Notre Dame fans who throw shit at you like half drank beer and shit. (did I mention I am a Purdue fan!? It’s my alma mater; graduated in 05 and while they haven’t been good in some time —since drew brees in 01 — I am still a fan)
Now with that said — the skins ROCKED the cowboys last night! And I couldn’t be more thrilled. The dude who got the holding penalty during the last play, yea, he was getting penalties all game. So that inevitably means that you were robbed of nothing. Take the loss like a man and stop hatin! We didn’t hate this bad after years of losing to you, but you better damn well believe we will be gloating that we finally won after the taunting we have received for years of losing as skins fans. So, fellow skins fans to you, I say w00t!. And to all the cowboys fans, alls I got to say to you is, SCOREBOARD! SCOREBOARD!
eat a dick cowboys fans. eat a dick.
[aside on clinton portis — he is one of my all time fave skins players, and everyone was doggin him before the season and he actually showed up last night! I called it back in May (via facebook notes) “…and with shanahan in place as the head coach now, and portis knowing he isn’t going to put up with his BS, i think we could very well see another 1000 yd season out of him, assuming he makes it through the off-season and see playing time.
all in all, im rooting for portis! and in combo with mcnabb, we might just see somethin badass come outta washington. we got some good picks this year in the draft i think. so here’s hopin.” — and all in all, i may get my wish! GO SKINS! GO PORTIS!]
with that said, i give you, clinton portis — highlights!