Born and raised in Northern VA, I can say we’re a pretty self-centered bunch. Raised with egomania which would make royalty stagger and thoughts of self-entitlement, we’re taught to believe that the world revolves around us.  So here I am, bringing you a healthy dose of narcissism… writing a blog about my shit because even though people may not be interested in stuff like poo flinging ninja monkeys and leprechauns that shit cauldrons and not rainbows, I have decided to document it all.

So this is my first post ever, and I guess I should notify you that I am a little insane….ok a lot insane. I make no apologies about anything I am going to say or for my grammar which inherently blows ass.

Mondays always suck. But this Monday will NOT hurt me! I have downloaded 100 greatest dance hits of the 90s and these awesome dance hits will protect me!  HAH! Take THAT Monday!!!!

Aside from beating Monday into submission this week, I fully intend to accomplish something but dunno what that is yet. Anyhow. I think it is time to end off, while Marky Mark plays.